A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you 5uck ?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you 5crew ?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I 5uck! I 5crew!" she screamed in panic.
"5lut!" he said, and dropped her.
2007-03-24 10:17:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you wrote this joke yourself .... kudos to you!
I think it was funny and the answers you get will depend on how people feel on the subject matter. Personally ... I think it was well written and funny. "YES"!
2007-03-24 10:24:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
rating 1 to 10 i would give it a six
2007-03-24 17:26:49 · answer #2 · answered by Safari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an unlucky girl, missed out again 3 times??. What does a girl have to do ???. x
2007-03-24 18:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was soooo funny 10/10 you get a star for the funniest joke i heard all day
2007-03-24 17:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Funny,not very but funny
2007-03-24 17:21:45 · answer #5 · answered by RAMON C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm dissappointed, While i was reading it I thought at the end she would meet a man and I would try it too.
2007-03-24 17:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by michelebaruch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a new one and a cracker keep it up your not on the irish tonite 10/10
2007-03-24 18:08:53 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opps! She's having a bad day.
2007-03-24 18:43:03 · answer #8 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a 9 and my star.
Funny!
2007-03-24 17:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it was funny and i wouldnt have seen it coming if i hadnt read the end first!!
2007-03-24 17:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋