"God vs. the Scientists"
One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that mankind had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need You. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't You just retire?"
God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but first, how about this: Let's have a Man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no You go get your own dirt!"
2007-03-24 10:12:08
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answered by Giggly Giraffe 7
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Science is "the study of nature, or the natural world". You make it sound like a relgion. God did not "create science". Man created science to study the things God made.
Science has never and will never be able to discredit creation or God because Science is the study of God's creation. Some may claim to have an idea that God didn't make anything or we nature is not right, but I also know people who claim that the Holicost never happened too.
2007-03-24 10:20:10
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answered by RedE1 3
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You on no account have been a christian. real Christians can not be compelled to have confidence.You have been indoctrinated into rituals and traditions, yet on no account have been uncovered to the great supplies you in the bible. And in case you think of you're a genius on the grounds which you do not have confidence in God, then take the " technology" you worship and create existence with it. in basic terms a one celled creature might do. until eventually you do, you're actually not as sensible as airborne dirt and dirt.
2016-10-19 12:54:27
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answered by Anonymous
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I can't disprove God. I don't know anyone "trying to use science to disprove God". And by the way, when you say "God created science", what do you mean? What exactly did he create?? What does "science" mean to you?
2007-03-24 10:10:22
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answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7
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If I am trying to disprove "God" using science (which I'm not, as it cannot be done, and a majority of non-believers know this), then I don't believe "God" created science, do I? Your question was ALMOST intelligent. Then again... it required no thought, no logic, and no understanding of basic concepts of the world around you. Thanks for the 2 points!
2007-03-24 10:14:31
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answer #5
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answered by Godfather76 2
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No one is using science to disprove that there is a God..it is just doing the job by accident.
2007-03-24 10:14:38
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answered by ? 6
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Did God create science out of some dirt, or was it from a rib?
2007-03-24 10:11:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Humans discovered science.
No one created it.
And you can't say God created the universe without proving God exists first. (which you havn't done)
2007-03-24 10:14:58
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answered by Skippy 6
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*yawn*
NO.
All God created was a way to make people feel guilty about being naughty and a way to control mass population.
2007-03-24 10:19:36
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answered by Anonymous
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god is a man made concept science not real
2007-03-24 10:14:51
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answered by Anonymous
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