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I thought that might get your attention.

Help!! We need an officiator for the wedding of Me Thrice-Baked to Nate's Blog. Who would like to step up?

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Please give reasons as to why you believe YOU would be the best officiator or make recommendations. Thank you!

2007-03-24 09:59:51 · 7 answers · asked by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Aw, Gnostic, so mean today - I think you're beautiful.

2007-03-24 10:07:14 · update #1

(((Hugs Zero Cool))) I figured it would be fun to get a few more answers, but I already know you are my pick.

2007-03-24 10:08:22 · update #2

*Bill* A military man working to be an attorney who looks damn good in a suit is always welcome. Solemnity is a must at woman-blog nuptials. You are officially chosen for the writing of the vows and best man. Thank you.

*It's me* - You are our spiritual guide. ♥

2007-03-24 18:29:51 · update #3

Please check the new blog in which I express my infinite gratitude. Oh, and check out the menu in the comments section! Yum! Cash gifts can be made at the door.

2007-03-24 18:31:39 · update #4

7 answers

I recommend myself for this event.

As a retired military member, I am well-versed in maintaining a facade of solemnity during the most smirk-inducing situations.

As a future attorney, I will one day be responsible for numerous divorces. Helping join you two in matrimony will help right the cosmic balance a tad.

I would write a wonderful service for you, in haiku or limerick form.

I look pretty damn spiffy in a suit, so much so that you'll be tempted to change intendeds. :P

2007-03-24 17:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

i don't know you and i don't want to be the officiator thingie so yea i wish you the best of luck for what your doing even though i don't understand it. also the god impregnated me thing was rude and very very bad. you should be ashamed of yourself for saying something like that just to get peoples attention.

2007-04-01 16:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by JesusFreakz316 1 · 0 1

hhmm
i can talk a lot
i am respectful to people
i want to be a spiritualist minister
and my life's work is to spreading love

eek
pick zero though ... i can feel her enthusiasm from here lol

2007-03-24 17:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

But... but I already tossed my hat into the running!!

I'll tell you again.

I'm super-rad AND I'm a legal, official licensed minister. I'm not joking.

*edit* WOO!!! ((((((you))))))

2007-03-24 17:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2 0

I could not understand . Sorry but all the best

2007-03-24 17:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by MafiaGal 4 · 0 0

God would NEVER sleep with you. You are too UGLY!

2007-03-24 17:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by gnostic 4 · 0 4

That was just wrong. But thanks for the points

2007-03-24 17:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by wilchy 4 · 0 1

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