16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Put a bra and tampons in a guys shopping cart. Put a pair of tiny thongs in a big woman's buggy.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
2007-03-24 09:38:14 · 30 answers · asked by Ms* Shae* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
17. Set up a battlefield in the toy section between barbies and G.I. Joes.
18. Go to the paint department with a gallon of milk and some chocolate syrup, ask to use the mixing machine.
19. If people are holding hands, run between them, breaking the bond and yelling "Red Rover".
2007-03-24 09:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious! Can't you just see this stuff happening?
While I probably wouldn't appreciate being in the store when any of this occurred, it's funny anyway!
I know shopping at WalMart will never be the same! Thanks!
10/10 for you, and a star!
2007-03-24 10:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first three weren't that funny, but the others had me laughing. I really liked putting M&Ms on lay away, and the wet floor sign to a carpeted floor....funny.
2007-03-24 09:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Led*Zep*Babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Sweetie, WOW Lots o' stars 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep em coming Girl! I had to print the 5 pages off as I have a friend who works there & will e-mail/call for a laugh! Where you been hiding all this talent? LOL, Diana D
2016-03-29 02:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
15. and 13. are funny to watch the peoples reactions. LOL! oh, and , on Quizilla.com, there is a quiz called "50 things to do at Wal-mart" or somthing like that. Poor, poor Wal-Mart!
2007-03-24 10:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
17. Get red Kool-Aid and poor it out as you walk to the bathroom (lemonade works too :) )
2007-03-24 10:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....In a sophisticated tone, tell a person at the cash register, your mom is doing the hula dance in departament three....I tried that, and the person goes she is? It was hilarious!
2007-03-24 09:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you came there'd be a lot of chaos at Wal-Mart. Good job! lol.
2007-03-24 10:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by pup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! theres lot of funny stuff in here. now i wish there was a wal-mart near me!
2007-03-24 09:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones, but you forgot: get a group of friends, go to sporting goods, and start a football game!!!
2007-03-24 09:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by kol m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋