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when your friends says why dont you look in the mirror?

2007-03-24 08:06:29 · 33 answers · asked by STEVE-O KNiEVE-O 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

33 answers

Because you broke it.....

2007-03-24 08:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Joe T 4 · 2 0

After you.

Or

I'll look in the mirror if you watch an entire Episode of Barny the purple dinosaur.

2007-03-24 09:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by A 6 · 0 1

pull out a mirror, look in it then say ok now your turn!
or
don't talk about yourself like that!!
or
I would but all i see is a goddess
or
why so i can see an angel?
thats all i got

2007-03-24 08:13:50 · answer #3 · answered by Kendra 4 · 0 0

do you look in the mirror every minute of the day?

2007-03-24 08:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0 0

say i'm too scared to look in the mirror because you might stalk me and i might see you in the background

2007-03-24 08:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by PERLA 2 · 0 1

Tell me again how your mirror broke?
Oh yeah, you looked in it.
and i cant look in my mirror, you broke that too.

2007-03-24 08:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have and I look good however I seen your face on the dog food aisle.

2007-03-24 08:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by Gwynnyth the forest wench 2 · 0 1

I used to say, because I'll see your momma's ugly face behind me.

Those are fightin' words when you talk about momma's so be ready to lay somebody out.

2007-03-24 08:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by $~*Fearless*~$ 3 · 1 1

because I can't handle the external beauty radiating from the reflection.
Im afraid it might steal my soul.
The person in the mirror always stares at me

2007-03-24 08:10:23 · answer #9 · answered by SquirrelBait 5 · 0 2

" I did, and it was the most unsightful, hanous, repulsive sight I've ever seen. And, then you got out of the way so I can brush my teeth".

2007-03-24 08:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by stlouis4urunowut 2 · 1 0

say, "i'd look in the mirror if your reflection hadn't shattered it"

2007-03-24 08:11:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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