another joke ............think its really funny myself wot do you think?

Question

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me
wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the
best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife"
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary"

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time... I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Answer 1

haha very funny...your very imagintive...nice work! how about this one

watch this video!

http://www.bored.com/pranksite/prankvideos.html

watch the first 2! there very histarical!

Answer 2

Hahahahahahaha! Lmbo!! That's funny!

Answer 3

That is awesome. I laughed and even passed it along to a co-worker.

Answer 4

Loved it, very funny, they just get better from you!! 10/10.x

Answer 5

That's hilarious.

Answer 6

Nice en clean. . .very hygiene. . . wouldn't mind using it myself. . .the joke that is

Answer 7

Ha ha. That's very funny.

Answer 8

It's a kick in joke, if you don't let it kick in it will just kick you in your a**, LOL

Answer 9

This is a great joke. I think I'll send it to a few friends. Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 10

cute