Ol' Fred was in the hospital and near death. His family, deeply
concerned about his fate, called in the preacher and asked if he would
stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's
condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for
something to write on.
The preacher lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol'
Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note. He grasped at the
preacher's jacket with a teary eyed look on his face. His mouth was
moving but no words came out.
With his last breath he gave the preacher his note still grasping on to
him, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note
at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the ulogy, he realized that he was
wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said,
"You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't
looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration
there for us all."
He opened the note, and read, "You retard, you're standing on my oxygen
tube!"
2007-03-24 07:39:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
D'oh!! Thanks for the chuckle...
2007-03-24 07:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wonder if Ol' Fred's hauntin' him? LOL.
2007-03-26 15:23:27 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now after reading fifty jokes and riddles someone finally came up with one that i thought if funny funny
2007-03-30 12:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by ninekittys 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's one funny joke i heard in a long time.. haha
2007-04-01 02:16:15 · answer #4 · answered by neegajae12 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Ol' Fred. :(
I like this one.
2007-03-29 05:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha nice one havent heard that before =] A star for you!!!
2007-03-24 15:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
just a small chuckle
2007-04-01 14:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was so funny tell us another
2007-04-01 10:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by BRITTNEY C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny!
2007-03-24 14:45:09 · answer #9 · answered by Kendra 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was funny. Thanks. Liked it alot. Never heard it before.
2007-03-30 19:42:28 · answer #10 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like that.
2007-03-31 17:02:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋