do you know any good jokes or riddles?

Question

please make them appropriate

Answer 1

1. This guy is walking down the street and sees a comercial for a dog so he goes yupyup. And then he sees one for singing so he gos meemememememememe.Next he sees one for silverware so he goes forks and knives. then he sees one for gumdrops so he says goody goody gumdrops. ans then he sees one for the plug it in so he goes PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN. So this off icer comes walking down the street and says theres a dead body over there do you know who did it and the guy says yupyupyup. Who did it mememememe.How did you do it forks and knives.You are going to jail.goody goody gumdrops.You are going to the electric chair.plug it in plug it in.

Answer 2

2 little black kids, were going tricker treating, they stopped at a house, the old lady said who are you 2 suppose to be?
The children answered, we're Hansel & Grettle
the lady said you cant be, they were white, so the kids run off and change clothes,
they come back to the house and say, tricker treat, the same old lady comes to the door and asks who they were this time
The kids say Jack and Jill,
the old lady says, you cant be they were white.
Aggravated, the kids went behind a bush, took off all their clothes, kept their halloween bag, and went back to the old ladies house.
Rang the door bell, the old lady came to the door, and she asks, who are you this time?
The kids replied, we're Hershey's chocolate,
I'm plain and he's with nuts.

Answer 3

How do you make Ohio State Buckeye cookies?

You put them in a BOWL and beat them for 60 minutes!!

~ACE~

Answer 4

3 vampires are sitting on the top of a hill in the form of bats.All 3 of them have blood dripping from their mouths.
One of them says:
"Do you see that house over there?"
"yes we can see it"
"I have sucked out the last drop of blod of everyone in there."
Then the second one says:
"Do you see that nearby village over there?"
"yes we see it"
I have sucked out everyone's blood in the entire village."
then the third one says:
"Can you see that lamp post over there?"
"Yes we see it."
"Well I didn't."

Answer 5

9 Words In 1

What common english word is 9 letters long and each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains and english word.. From all 9 letters down to a single letter?

The Answer is:
Startling, remove the "l" and you have starting, remove the second "t" and you have staring, remove the "a" and you have string, remove the "r" and you have sting, remove the "t" and you have sing, remove the "g" and you have sin, remove the "s" and you have in, remove the "n" and you have I.

cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 6

Birdie birdie in the sky why'd you do that in my eye,
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly.....

Answer 7

a poptart was in the toaster and it broke!!!! hahahahaahaha
that is my best one yet!!!!!

Answer 8

go to this site it has millions http://www.ahajokes.com/

Answer 9

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
- i have no i deer!!