Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"
He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."
2007-03-24 07:09:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg, that's funny... my stomach hurts from laughing
2007-03-24 07:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmmmmmmm, Maybe a substitute for Viagra.
2007-03-24 14:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you should never use airplane glue. I know from my past experiences.That's why i always read the label now.
2007-03-24 14:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
now thats a sticky situation
2007-03-24 14:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before, but it's still hilarious!!
2007-03-24 14:18:20 · answer #5 · answered by Avani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-03-24 14:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jordan0921 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... painful!!!
2007-03-24 14:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by BadKarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
LMAO!!!
hoooowwwww funnay!!!!
2007-03-24 14:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny halarious
2007-03-24 14:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by tubulartweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao ... haha that sucks
2007-03-24 14:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by Like Nothing Else 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋