Two guys are in a bar discussing their s*x lives. One guy says to the other, "How's your s*x life, buddy?"
The other guy answers, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have s*x, she loses interest half-way through. It's very frustrating. "
The first guy says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure. I hid a starter pistol under the bed. When she started to run out of steam, I simply fired the starter pistol. It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough. I wish I'd done it years ago!"
The other guy says, "Hmmmm... I think I'll try that."
The next day they are back in the bar again. The first guy says, "How did you get on with the starter pistol?"
The other guy says, "Don't talk to me about starter pistols! Last night we were having a little 69. As usual, she lost interest half way through, so I fired the bloody starter pistol, just like you said." The first guy says, " So??? What happened?"
2007-03-24 07:08:48 · 20 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The other guy says, "She bit my c*ck, pooped on my face, and a naked man came out of the closet with his hands up! "
2007-03-24 07:09:18 · update #1
HAHA!! That poor man!! Good One!
LOL!! I star-ed it!
2007-03-24 07:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was the guy that came out of the closet. I was scared that he found out about the wife and me and was going to shoot me. Luckily with the sh*t on his face he couldn't see me well enough to shoot and I got away.
2007-03-24 14:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ruben 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it would be funnier without the 69 reference and description.
2007-03-24 14:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amuzing yes...Funny, NO!
2007-03-24 14:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man
no 69 while shooting a gun then
2007-03-24 14:13:40 · answer #5 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do
2007-03-24 14:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by autumnbrookblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta
2007-03-24 14:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by GleN 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm
2007-03-24 14:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
made me laugh
2007-03-24 14:17:06 · answer #9 · answered by draewilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but no. i just didnt get how it was funny. but good try.
2007-03-24 14:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by NeonZebra 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋