A burglar had broken into a house, and as he was feeling his way through the darkened room, he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!"
The burglar was startled and stood still for a few moments. Then he decided to continue his search for valuables. Once again, he heard the voice, a little louder, "Jesus is still watching you!"
"What's going on?" he thought. He waited a little longer before continuing his search. Again, he heard, "Jesus is watching you!"
The buglar couldn't stand it any longer. He switched on his flashlight, and there, sitting on the perch,was a parrot.
"Was that you talking?", asked the buglar.
"Yes", said the parrot.
"Well, you talk pretty well", said the burglar.
"I've been talking for fifty years", said the parrot.
"You gave me a fright when I came in", said the buglar. "What's your name?"
"Alfred", replied the parrot.
"That's a pretty weird name for a parrot", said the burglar.
"Yes, but not as weird as 'Jesus' for a rottweiler."
2007-03-24 06:54:34 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-03-24 07:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by alliperson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one....9/10...good delivery...
2007-03-24 07:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
you come up with that
2007-03-24 07:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by AJ M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-24 06:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-03-24 07:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so old!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-24 07:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by tubulartweety 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋