A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"
So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
2007-03-24 06:49:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That was a hilarious joke!
On a more serious note I hope men tend to listen more.
2007-03-24 07:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by Aphreakywuman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So after the whole incident did he still have his "tampon" attached?
2007-03-24 08:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by Lexy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have selective hearing...they're like dogs they have a one track mind.
2007-03-24 06:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by RaRa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO -- that was great! I think I peed myself just a little!
2007-03-24 06:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. that's a great story!!! =]. it was a good laugh.
but when it really comes down to it, more men actually listen than we think they do. at least in my case. =].
again thanks for that.
2007-03-24 07:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kiri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weed..
2007-03-24 06:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by mgray1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh...! what's your point? It seems you answered your own question. Congratulations!
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2007-03-24 06:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by Leilyn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that a good one
2007-03-24 07:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by runninglate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a funny story.
2007-03-24 06:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by OB the Wolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...
And thanks for the warning..
No "ATR" for me...
2007-03-24 06:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋