A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?) Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!
2007-03-24 06:34:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved the joke, loved the punch line. Brilliant 10/10+star. Is there only me and you with a sense of humour. x
2007-03-24 07:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i did start singing it but im just one step away from the loony bin 10/10
2007-03-24 14:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me and my husband 'rolling' about with laughter!
Tears are still running down our eyes!
10/10
LOL
2007-03-24 16:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes I must say I did, it makes a change to hear a clean joke, WELL DONE.
2007-03-24 14:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will admit i was sad enough to sing it towards the end..
2007-03-24 13:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you cant help but sing a long. i laughed as well!!
xxx
2007-03-24 17:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way old
and not too humorous
2007-03-24 13:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I like it!
2007-03-24 13:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by MICHAEL BRAMOVICH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute.
2007-03-24 13:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Bethany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay.
2007-03-24 13:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋