2007-03-24 06:09:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-24 06:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by BadKarma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so ugly, they had a campfire on her face and stabbed it out with an ice pick.
Yo momma so ugly, they had to put her in a corner and feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma so fat, she uses the driveway to iron her clothes.
Yo momma so short, she could play handball on a curb.
Yo momma so short, she could drown in her own spit.
Yo momma so ugly, you have to tie pork chops around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
2007-03-24 13:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by You Can't See Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food aisle with a fishing pole.
Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny.
2007-03-24 13:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so big she has to step into her pants!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama glasses are so thick when she looks on the map she can see people waving!
Yo mama house is so small when she orders a large pizza she has to go out side to eat it!
2007-03-24 13:38:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kara M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to ask.com and put in "yo momma jokes."it will give you alot of them
2007-03-24 13:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ashiraa;; (: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is only ONE ultimate your momma joke... and here it is:
Your momma is so fat, she fell in love, and broke it.
LOWL, i always loved that one.
2007-03-24 14:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama got one leg and like to play kickball.
2007-03-24 14:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a great site with loads of yo muma jokes on http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/joke_04027.html
2007-03-24 13:31:40 · answer #8 · answered by dracofan93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋