The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."
2007-03-24 06:00:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSL that's a good one.xx
2007-03-24 06:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by deliciousde 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atleast Little Johnny uses safe sex practices. Most men can't even do that.
2007-03-24 15:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Love that Little Johnny. He is wise beyond his years!!
2007-03-24 06:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10. Only a little bit good I'm afraid.
2007-03-24 06:06:39 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Works for me!
2007-03-24 06:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I said "Huh?". Then i clicked in. Nice one
2007-03-24 06:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by bluei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
2007-03-24 06:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats kind of funny and sick at the same time
2007-03-24 06:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by dream_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite fuuny made me chuckle
2007-03-24 06:04:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes
2007-03-27 23:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋