So there's two spys, husband and wife.They are both on their final test to become top agents. So they take the husband and tell him, "Ok heres a gun. In that room over there is your wife. If you want to be a spy, you have to go in there and shoot her." So the husband takes the gun and puts it in his jacket. He goes in the room and sits down on a chair facing his wife. He starts to get sweaty and nervous, and as he looks in her eyes, he starts to cry and leaves cuz he can't do it. He gives them the gun and tells them he can't do it. So they go up to the wife and say," Heres a gun. In that room over there is your husband. you have to go in there and shoot your husband." So she goes in there. And its quiet for 5mins or so, then suddenly they hear screaming and agrueing and then BANG! BANG! BANg! then they hear crashing and complete chaos. So she comes out exhausted. They ask her, What happened? She says," Well the gun was filled with blanks, so i had to beat him to death with the chair!!!
2007-03-24 05:31:37 · 15 answers · asked by VOID 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was awesome!
2007-03-25 09:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2007-03-24 05:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by raun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but it still gets me everytime ;). Very funny!
2007-03-24 06:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by girl4christ87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. thats sorta horrible
2007-03-24 05:36:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke it definitely put a smiloe on my dial !!
2007-03-24 05:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by JEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ... its funny.. but a little cruel, dont you think? haha.. but nice one anyway...
2007-03-24 05:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha. thats a good one
2007-03-24 05:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow...good one...but kinda sad though too....
2007-03-24 06:08:09 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-24 05:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is funny
2007-03-24 05:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥CyN♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋