did they use telephones back then? lol, hehe
2007-03-24 05:23:35 · 9 answers · asked by paTROLLer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He never picks up it always goes to the answering machine.
"Hi Jesus here I can't come to the phone right now so leave your prayer after the beep! Oh and if that's Judas I'll have your donkey ready by Thursday or Friday at the latest. Had to send off to Cairo for parts. You know what its like with these Egyptian models."
2007-03-24 05:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Judas. S. Burroughs. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, you can call him on 0800-guess-who
Yeah, Jesus was the first person ever to have a phone back then...no one even knew about it!
2007-03-24 12:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a guy named Jesus Rodriguez, but I don't have his phone number, and even if I did I probably wouldn't give it to you. You know, I don't know you...you could be a terrorist - or worse - a telemarketer!
2007-03-24 12:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by iwastypingthat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha,
my sisters friend claimed to get a text from jesus!
it was freaky
2007-03-24 12:30:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here try this #, it's from a 1980 B52's song --6060842, and I'm waiting for you... BB.. )O(
2007-03-24 12:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Bunge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to one of his messengers. It's a two-way service. They'll pray to him for you.
2007-03-24 12:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by jtrusnik 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since he's fiction, I am sure it's 555-something..
2007-03-24 12:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats whats so good about jesus all you have to do is call his name . try it you will love him.
2007-03-24 12:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by bent860 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-800-Hah I scammed you.
2007-03-24 12:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋