any religions that will sanction the Union of man and inflatable woman?
2007-03-24 05:08:49 · 14 answers · asked by The Jesus Mohammed Buddha Gimp 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-03-24 05:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sure in this day and age there is a inflatable church and pastor that will do it.....but id think twice about doing it dude....she could get half of all you own.
Beside id rather marry my truck
Im getting married to my pick up truck
she never leaves when Im down on my luck
she dont care if i stay out late
she dont get mad at the money i make
she'll be mine till the end
she wont sleep with my best friend
2007-03-24 12:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by burke48186 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeing you have a pretend friend - just have a pretend ceremony. Wendy sounds very shallow and empty, full of hot air, you could say. Have a happy non life.
2007-03-24 12:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. If you find an inflatable pastor or priest they will marry you. They can be found at an inflatable church
http://www.inflatablechurch.com/
2007-03-24 12:13:48 · answer #4 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I doubt it as your friend Wendy is unable to give her consent. Consent is the usual basis of any marriage.
I love the answer above...what an image it invokes!
2007-03-24 12:14:06 · answer #5 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't have to be done in a church. You can cement your union in the place of your choice, as long as it is permissible.
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2007-03-24 12:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible! Damn those predjudiced churches! I hope you and Wendy shall be very happy together.
2007-03-24 12:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can i say one thing you need to meet other humans in the real world they don't bite just get the confidence to get a real person......that just is quiet and has sex with you because it looks like that's all your looking for.
2007-03-24 18:48:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure shes on the patch;;you don't want any little blowhards running around,,,
2007-03-24 12:18:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll.
2007-03-24 12:11:47 · answer #10 · answered by Christine S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋