A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are *ssholes.”
A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?”
“No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole.”
2007-03-24 04:14:04 · 7 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart Teacher - Final Exam
At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separat e rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth
5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page. On the second page was written.... For 95 points: Which tire? _____
2007-03-24 04:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by country_lovin48 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the definition of frustration?
A one armed man hanging of a cliff with ichey B*lls. lol
2007-03-24 11:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by sparky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid, she thought hormones were the noises coming out of your fathers bedroom window while she's outside on the street collecting change.
2007-03-24 11:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Amy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny ...should have put that in with the politician's comment
2007-03-24 11:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by American breed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-24 11:58:02 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that's good!
2007-03-24 11:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was dumb
2007-03-24 11:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋