Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard?" and the blonde said "I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
2007-03-24 04:02:17 · 9 answers · asked by ily[; 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay w.e $yd! i am a brunette, and i am not ugly or dumb or whatever you called me. i have nothing against blondes because i have TONS of blonde friends and i dont really care what you say. AND Miss Tennessee won Miss USA 2007 and she is a brunette.EXPLAIN THAT! ooohhhh burn.
2007-03-24 04:19:13 · update #1
OH AND $YD? dont tell us we are dumb, because you didnt even spell brunette right.
2007-03-24 04:20:50 · update #2
haha very funny joke - i know what u mean - i have nothing against blondes, but the jokes can still be funny...
and when you replied to my answer that other time, you said your mom knows megan mullally? like do you mean in real life? because i am obsessed (understatement) with her and i would be really excited to know someone whose mom like actually knows her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-27 08:35:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?
not every ones been in a 747. hahaha
2007-03-24 04:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by sparky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I heard that joke before, but in a different context. Good job!
2007-03-24 04:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by duesy44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-03-24 04:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
I dont think any1s dumb, especially you
2007-03-24 05:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by strawberry fields 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!!!! omg that was really funny!!
have a good day!
2007-03-24 04:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by Arielle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha loved it
2007-03-24 04:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by Whitt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg this is funny! lol
2007-03-24 04:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok thats not cool blondes arent stupid! brunetts are nerds stupid and ugly and boring!
2007-03-24 04:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋