Little rabbit is walking home drunk in the woods.He gets very drowsy on the way and lies down under a tree and falls asleep.
While he is sleeping two wolves come and see the rabbit and are very happy about finding this delicious easy meal.But since both of them want it for themselves they get into a nasty fight and they both and beat each other untill they are both unconsciouss.
After some time the bunny wakes up and sees the two knocked out wolves beside him and says:
"Oh my! I should quit the drinking , it makes me aggressive!"
2007-03-24 03:25:06 · 6 answers · asked by amateurgrower 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No little rabbit jokes are popular in Hungary.I just try to translate some
2007-03-24 03:37:30 · update #1
the above was an answer to duesy's question
2007-03-24 03:38:25 · update #2
LOL. That's One Confident Rabbit! LOL.
Nothing's wrong with his self esteem!
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great weekend!
2007-03-24 04:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yeh it's funny! Here's MY rabbit joke: Goldilocks tasted papa bears stew, made with 3 rabbits & said YUK! Then she tasted mama bears stew, made with 2 rabbits & said YUK! Then she tasted baby bears stew, made with 1 rabbit & ate it all gone!!! The moral of the story is, no one likes too much hare in their stew!
2007-03-24 10:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know dats right lil rabbit,keep thinking u whoop dey a**
2007-03-24 11:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by thick_angel_06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesome! Did you make it yourself?
2007-03-24 10:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by duesy44 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute....poor little rabbit...I like rabbits
2007-03-24 10:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geeeezzzzuss! LMAO! (--,)
2007-03-24 10:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋