Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
2007-03-24 03:14:16 · 28 answers · asked by shepp959 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142."
2007-03-24 03:14:32 · update #1
Sounds exactly like something my mother would do...She once thought a ONE WAY road would lead to heaven...I'm still not sure if she was joking. She was always getting lost...never did understand one way roads and often went the wrong way thinking "why are we the only ones going to this place...is it already over? I thought it started at 9:00 but it looks like everyone is already going home. I guess we missed it."
She finally quit driving at 88. WHEW!!! I miss the comedy though.
2007-03-24 03:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul concept to play UNO with mexicans? because of fact they are going to constantly thieve your green-taking part in cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a vehicle. who's using? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a kinfolk of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic group? because of fact each physique that can run, leap and swim is already right here.
2016-10-20 08:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by atalanta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a little slow at first but it was a good joke.
Maybe we should have speed limits up to 142, lol.
2007-03-24 03:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by chmar11 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It could be more funnier if the Police officer is informed that the passengers are ghost being transported from a cemetery on highlands to the lowlands.
2007-03-24 03:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
goodin 10/10
2007-03-24 03:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny, those poor old ladies in the back
2007-03-24 03:18:35 · answer #6 · answered by Miss_Sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a Classic!
Have a great weekend!
2007-03-24 04:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Thats funny!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-24 03:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Tis funny but it wasn't that funny for me because I heard it way too many times before.
2007-03-24 03:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by God of Logic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's funny, but it's really old.
2007-03-24 03:58:56 · answer #10 · answered by Busta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋