An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were boasting about how famous their uncles were. 'My uncle is a bishop,' said The Englishman, 'and when he walks down The street, everybody says, "Your Lordship".'
'My uncle is a cardinal,' said The Scotsman, 'and when he walks down The street everybody says, "Your Eminence".'
'My uncle,' said The Irishman, "weighs twenty-seven stone, and when he walks down The street everybody says, "God Almighty".'
2007-03-23 22:19:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-23 22:26:24 · update #1
God almighty Irish, youre on form this morning!! have a star x
2007-03-23 23:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one - But it can be much better if next time you tell it you make the second person A FRENCHMAN and the third person, to whom the response "God Almighty" is made AN AMERICAN. Surely the descriptions fit them much better than the Irish or Scottish?
2007-03-23 22:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by Wamibo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, MY uncle is a human, and when he walks down the street, people say "Good morning!" OH! Beat THAT! ;D Yeah, it's funny...I just couldn't resist!
2007-03-23 23:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by Drop of Golden Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny indeed i love laughing so early in the morning have a star
2007-03-23 22:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by dracofan93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BEGORRAH THAT'S A GOOD ONE LADDIE 9/10
2007-03-23 22:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, a really good laugh
2007-03-23 23:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, blinder.
2007-03-24 04:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!that was totally unexpected!!
2007-03-23 22:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by makemelaugh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-23 22:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by sexy_n_chicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, i like it. it's funny. i'm gonna tell this joke to my friends.
2007-03-23 22:24:23 · answer #10 · answered by want some 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋