2007-03-23 22:18:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha!
Stab the F***n food damit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has he lost his brain cells????
I'd use my hands and shove the food down my throat if i was gonna die!
2007-03-24 00:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say " if man with one chopstick go hungry, he is idiot "
2007-03-24 06:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Richard J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's like the saying "no man is an island."
confucius was saying that man, like a chopstick,cant live alone.
2007-03-24 05:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by DruNkStripPeR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say
Many a true word said in jest
2007-03-24 17:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doubtful. Confucius would have realised that the man could eat with his fingers.
2007-03-24 05:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say :Man in back door action is in deep sh$t"
2007-03-24 07:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No way!
I would eat with my hand
And anyways, you could theoretically break the chopstick int 2, so you would have two baby chopstix.
2007-03-24 07:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by shrek 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oriental man wajking sideways through airport door is going to Bangkok!
2007-03-24 08:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Confucious also said that a man who goes to bed with an itchy ar5e, wakes up in the morning with a smelly finger.
& a man with a hole in his pocket will feel cockey all day.
2007-03-24 08:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He also say 'knickers not best thing in world - but definately next to it'
Best Wishes
2007-03-24 05:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by thinker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about fingers? What about a spoon? What about just licking the plate? (Saves on washing up).
2007-03-24 05:26:35 · answer #11 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋