There were 4 friends on a table eating happily when suddenly a lizard fell.
The cool one said:This is not cool!
The bad one said:Oh Sheet! A Lizard!
The geek said: Lacerta muralis
The poor one said: WOW! Food! I'm Hungry!
2007-03-23 21:56:55 · 8 answers · asked by ragnaroklem 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It made me smile...
2007-03-23 22:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by Me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs work. Comedy works best when you give the joke more depth, which this rendision lacks. Try this one:
So I'm at a bar and in walks a man with a pig and the pig has two peg legs. The man and the pig get on bar stools and order drinks. I ask the man what up with the pig. He says oh this is a special pig. Tonight when I drink to much this pig is going to drive me home. And tomorrow if I'm too hung over the pig will go an milk the cows for me. And one time when I fell asleep drinking and smoking in bed this pig dragged me out of the house and called the fire department, yep that's some special pig. I said that's great but what about the peg legs. Oh that he says, well a pig this special you wouldn't want to eat all at once.
2007-03-24 05:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither but I live with a comedian. Ive heard many Jokes.
2007-03-24 05:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by angie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-24 05:50:26 · answer #4 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally unexpected...funny
2007-03-24 05:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by makemelaugh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i'm not a lady, but your a fuckingdumbass!
2007-03-24 05:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by souternman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2007-03-24 05:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well not bad
but still
I laughed HAHAHA :)
LOOOOOOOl
2007-03-24 05:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Jessica♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋