Q) How are men and parking spaces alike?
A) The good ones are always taken and the ones left are handicapped.
Q) What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A) Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
Q) What's the different between man and E.T.?
A) E.T. phoned home.
Q) What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A) A hot dog and a six pack.
2007-03-23 21:33:45 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very good
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
2007-03-23 21:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very GOOD !!!
I think the E.T-joke is the best...
Thank You for making me laugh....
Aaron.
2007-03-24 08:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do I have to be a woman to understand the 3rd one?
And does being gay allow me to laugh at these? Lol.
2007-03-24 04:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amusing!
2007-03-24 04:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Pseudonym 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee good ones 10/10
2007-03-24 04:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-24 06:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love these..lol
2007-03-24 04:36:31 · answer #7 · answered by tanny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the second one, because it is SOOO TRUE!
2007-03-24 07:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be married ?
2007-03-24 04:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by Teenie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! THATZ PRETTY FUNNY..RANDOM BUT FUNNY! LOL
2007-03-24 04:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by ಌg0rGe0uSಌ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋