There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
2007-03-23 20:35:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! This is the best joke I have seen all night!!
2007-03-23 21:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-23 21:27:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jennyg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...Oh my God !...What a boy became he ! smart one ! He made Dick of the Cop for in simple terms 20 money ! That too very cleverly indulging Santa in between....Ha Ha Ha ...very sturdy one , I enjoyed it !
2016-10-01 10:08:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all cops are jerks, thank you very much.
2007-03-23 21:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just mean.
2007-03-23 21:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funy
2007-03-23 23:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-24 02:49:41 · answer #7 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋