2007-03-23 20:02:20 · 5 answers · asked by mynickname2006 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Example:
What do you call two philippino pilots?
A pair of pliars
2007-03-23 20:21:33 · update #1
How about raunchy pickup lines??? How do you like you're eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized? Girl if you were a buger I'd pick you first. If I was a fly I'd land on you girl, cuz you-da-****.
2007-03-23 21:02:43 · update #2
yes I do
2007-03-23 20:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stfu!!! Filipinos are not liars!!! stfu!!!
How would you know if you ran out of invisible ink???
How abbreviated is not abbreviated???
Why Mickey Mouse is bigger than Pluto???
Why Goofy lives in a house if Pluto live in a dog house???
Why Goofy talks while Pluto barks?
2007-03-23 20:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
george bush, dick cheney, bill clinton, micheal jackson, madonna, howard k. stern. pickup lines? ummmm 'hey cutie, your hotter than my daughter.' 2- 'hey, what's your sign? mines, ''objects in mirror are larger than they appear.'' 3- nice mustache baby! 4- if your mom is half as good looking as you, I feel a fantasy comming true. hahahahha thanks.
2007-03-24 04:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Doctor Pain 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why was he skeleton afraid to cross the road?
Cuz he didn't have the guts to do it!
2007-03-23 20:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'd like to make it like Pooh and stick my nose in your honey jar.
let's strattle each other and swap gravys.
i love you real big.
2007-03-23 20:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jessie. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋