2007-03-23 19:44:26 · 19 answers · asked by hwdfoo 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, I was a christian until you pointed that out to me...but upon hearing that, I realize that your faith is every bit as convincing as mine!
I'm chaning my religion to yours!
2007-03-23 19:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by Skippy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a YouTube claim that happened a while ago.
If there is a teapot orbiting the sun, what difference would it make to anyone? Did the teapot promise something to you? Do you listen to teapots often? What prophecies were given by the teapot, and where are the documents claiming them to be connected to the teapot?
Believe me, it's harder to do what you think you are doing than you think!
2007-03-23 20:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know.....
Does this giant teapot have a large book I can pretend to read?
And fun songs to sing 'round the old campfire?
And inspire hatred from all that do not believe in the same giant teapot?
If so, I'm in!
2007-03-23 20:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's true that faith is an important part of walking with God. But when you experience Acts 2:38 & 39 it is somehow much easier to have faith. Especially since God does not abandon those who love Him but makes His presence known in so many different ways. Read the whole second chapter of Acts before you decide God doesn't exist. After walking with Him for over thirty years I have much more evidence that He is very much alive than you have He is not. You have no idea yet how real God truly is.
2007-03-23 20:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by AK 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah...I see what you're doing. How very clever. I wouldn't believe in a teapot. A teapot has no emotions and will probably just end up burning me. Besides, a teapot can't survive in space and I don't like tea.
As Tom "The master clam" Cruise would say, you're being glib. Not cool man, not cool.
2007-03-23 19:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I have a better one for you. Have you heard the story where the Princess kissed the frog and it became a handsome prince? It's true. That handsome prince was once a frog. All you need to do is go back billions of years. In fact, if you go back far enough that handsome prince was once pondscum. You don't even need faith. After all, it's a FACT, haven't you heard? It's called evolution.
2007-03-23 19:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by upsman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask what reason do you have for believing a teapot rotates around the sun and you will have to admit none, unlike the blessed, happy and victorious faithful . We have reason for our faith, unlike you.
2007-03-23 19:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Socinian F 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Ah, Russell's teapot.
It sounds pretty ridiculous... tell you what. I'm really afraid of dying. If this teapot of yours can promise me I will never die, just move somewhere else, I'll not only believe it, I'll worship it. Deal?
2007-03-23 19:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did your teapot write you a 1356 page letter in multiple languages, authored by over forty people from all walks of life, telling you all about itself and its relationship to you?
2007-03-23 19:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
It could be proved scientifically that there is no giant invisible tea pot. It's impossible to prove that there is no god.
2007-03-23 19:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by huhididnthearyou 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋