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sure he can cure lepracy and walk on water, but judging by his pictures, I give him 120 lbs max.

2007-03-23 19:39:46 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He 's got the whole world in his hands! You weigh it!

2007-03-23 19:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by happymrzot 6 · 1 2

Jesus was a "Carpenter" the Greek word is "Tekton" meaning a builder.He not only cut his own wood with hand saws but built walls and planed beams etc.
I doubt if a 120 lb dude could clear the Temple with a hand full of cords.Jesus was a real man in real destitute times.Working hard to get by.I think he was quite built.
Look who commissioned those Renaisance paintings....a bunch of soft effeminate Priests."Oh, Raphael,make Him look like us ...Oooga!"

2007-03-23 19:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0 0

Okay, we got to get you at least a part time job You have tooooooo much time on your hands. Because everyone knows is he can turn water into wine he is going to have a whole crew waiting to bench press for him.
You might want to cut back on the weed

2007-03-23 19:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by JOHN 7 · 0 0

I didn't know we had actual pictures of Jesus (painted, photographed, or otherwise.).

I guess the miracles that God performed through Jesus were not enough you. I definitely thought that God raising Jesus from the died was a show stopper. It looks like you are just not satisfied with anything that is recorded.

I guess your are stuck with your dumb bells.

2007-03-23 19:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by J. 7 · 0 0

Probably about 130lbs. - 140lbs. I'm guessing that was probably fairly close to Jesus' weight (if not a little heavy). Personally with what I've seen of Jesus' phiqique I don't think he could bench much more than his own weight. He doesn't have a lot of muscel, just tone.

2007-03-23 19:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by mudsplitter 3 · 0 1

Wrong Rudolph.......Buzzzzzzz!

As a human man he worked as a carpenter, and was probably stronger than you (judging your looks in your pic) and able to bench WAY over 120 lbs.

As God he is able to carry the weight of the world. And HE even loves smart asses like you and I.....LOL

2007-03-23 19:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0 1

Jesus Christ the second member of The Godhead the bible says this in Col. 1:14 In whom we have redemption through his blood, [even] the forgiveness of sins:
1:15 Who is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of every creature:
1:16 For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether [they be] thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him:
1:17 And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
He "benches" everything in every universe because He is the creator, and He offers you your ONLY Way out of this grave called earth that everyone here dies in find out the Way out free on line bible lessons www.itiswritten.com OR www.amazingfacts.org talk to me also wgr88@yahoo.com God bless

2007-03-23 19:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by wgr88 6 · 0 1

Probably pretty puny. What did he eat? Bread? Fish? Probably a little figs?....

I don't even think 120 is close enough. Maybe 50?

2007-03-23 19:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by hecatemother 3 · 0 0

Hmmm........is he on steroids? If so, I bet he could bench a 500 lb. atheist, propel him seven hundred seventy seven feet into the air then turn him into a fish. I wonder if he would win the strong man competition.....hmmm

2007-03-24 06:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus isn't here on Earth in the physical body any longer, so he can't bench SQUAT!

2007-03-23 19:42:56 · answer #10 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0 0

My girlfreind cold do 120 and she weighs 92 pounds. Don't tell me the son of god couldn't do at least a plate on a side.

2007-03-23 19:43:42 · answer #11 · answered by Zarathustra 5 · 0 2

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