This dude that I know been always pickin on people's physical appearance. He always makes jokes on people who can't get him back. However, he has the biggest ears that exist on the planet. His ears are huge. I am not going to be mean but if he trys to say a joke about me like he does to others I need to give back a hard mean joke about his ears that will keep his mouth shut for eterny. So, want the most jokes about people with big ears that u can offer. Incase one joke doesn't shut him up.
2007-03-23 19:20:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell him he looks like a car with both doors left open.
Whisper to him, "I won't say this that loud, with ears that big, you can probably hear what i'm thinking"...lol
What does he use to clean them, q-tips are too small...tampons, or does he just use the pads.
How does he keep his brain from falling out of his ears when he shakes his head?
If you need anymore, just let me know...lol
2007-03-24 00:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by anthony c 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
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This dude that I know been always pickin on people's physical appearance. He always makes jokes on people who can't get him back. However, he has the biggest ears that exist on the planet. His ears are huge. I am not going to be mean but if he trys to say a joke about me like he does to...
2015-08-16 09:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Verla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When God passed out ears, he thought He said beers, and said "I'll have two LARGE ones!"
Snot very nice tho. The guy does that because his home life is a wreck and he is insecure and already KNOWS he has big ears. HEY! Maybe YOU could be a 'bigger' person, and NOT tease him! Wouldn't that be new?!
2007-03-23 19:26:46 · answer #4 · answered by ravin_lunatic 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Don't lower yourself to his level. And I have big ears too.
2015-06-22 14:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by Rara200284 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-03-18 07:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Joey took his hat off control must have cleared him for take off!
2007-03-23 19:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call him a wing-nut.
tell him he must be good at giving head cos his gay lover stretched his ears that much.
2007-03-23 20:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by grinny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his ears bigger than king kong chest
2017-02-21 21:46:50 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-01 23:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋