I'm wondering just how many of the ten commandments are being broken here... HA HA HA!!
2007-03-23 19:19:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If it's done on a Sunday, that is probably one. If the parents are against it, that's two. If any of the smurfs are married, it adultery. If the animal crackers belong to any of the smurfs, then some of the smurfs are coveting thiers neighbors' animal crackers. Also, lust is a deadly sin.
So you have 4 broken commandments and 1 deadly sin. It is prpbably bestiality.
2007-03-23 19:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by masterofpointlessness 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you are in some way involved.
Bestiality doesn't apply when beasts are on both ends, as it were, and the Ten Commandments was intended for the Children of Abraham. I don't think YHVH cared one way or the other what smurfs did with animal crackers.
2007-03-23 19:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by abram.kelly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are smurfs anyway? I doubt they'd be considered "human." Besides, the Greek minotaur was the result of a beastial affair of a mortal woman who fell in love with a bull. So, by Grecian standards... I'd say let the smurfs and animal cookies go to it. Now, if only we can take care of the problematic cookie crumbling....
2007-03-23 19:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by ophelia8456 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, it would have to be with Care Bears or something. Animal Crackers definitely only qualify as sex with inanimate objects. Go on to bed. You're getting punchy.
2007-03-23 19:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by ckswife 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on who is doing what to whom. It may be violent smufiality.
2007-03-23 19:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Zarathustra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only in a bored mind it would
2007-03-23 19:24:25 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋