how to tie the BELL for cat???

Question

tell a good idea...

Answer 1

IF YOU WANT THAT GET A CAT COLLAR WITH A BELL ATTACHED how would you like a bell tied to your penice???

Answer 2

First of all I would give the cat lots of milk to drink that while its busy drinking milk I would go near it try to make it feel secure then tie the bell slowly around its neck..

Answer 3

hey but a string n tie the bell

Answer 4

ok its a cat quit being such a wuss, grab the dang thing by the back of its head and tie the stupid bell on there. its not that hard.

Answer 5

Perhaps...

...a small stun-gun?
...distract it by telling funny cat jokes?
...blackmail it by threatening to post naked pictures of it on the Net?
...lie to it and tell it that bells are the latest in "must-have" kitty fashion?

Answer 6

first take a bell,then a cat.
if its a wild cat make it drink 3 pegs of strong whisky,let it sleep.
THEN TIE THE BELL.ITS SO SIMPLE !!!!!!!