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My new hot Secretary is a Robot!
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation.
If you squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"
"Holy ****! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "****! I forgot to tell him her *** is a pencil sharpener!
2007-03-23 18:51:28 · 10 answers · asked by ilovenature 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
has ha ha hilarious 10/10 keep them coming
2007-03-23 19:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of a 10, pretty funny!
2007-03-23 19:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's almost as bad as the handlebars one!
2007-03-23 19:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10... Its pretty funny, but its gotta be HILARIOUSIOUSIOUSIOUS~~ To be 10/10 in my book.
2007-03-23 19:24:07 · answer #4 · answered by GorgeousGal10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha.
2007-03-23 19:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so hilarious. way to go! keep them coming!!
=]
totally made my night.
2007-03-23 20:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by Morgan M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one thx
2007-03-23 20:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2007-03-23 21:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by sky7th_7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 19:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
vulgur!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 19:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by niki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋