Where can I make purchase of gypsy tears?

Answer 1

Now is this just not lovely.

Oh, fan of Borat, I shall take a specimin cup with me if I ever see that movie (I have not) and save my tears of laughter (or is that sickened pain) in a cup.

I shall even send them to you for free.

Well, you are going to have to wait awhile. I have seen outtakes from that movie on Youtube and, well, am not impressed. There are better things to do with my time, like picking my nose.

Borat Sagdiyev (born July 30, 1972) (Kazakh Cyrillic: Борат Сагдійев) is a fictional Kazakhstani journalist played by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. He is the main character portrayed in the controversial and successful film Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. Borat appears in Cohen's other film, Ali G Indahouse.

Answer 2

Find a depressed gypsy. Ask if she would mind if you purchased her tears. Tell her to think of something very sad. Have mason jars handy.

Answer 3

Borat, I can't get you any gypsy tears.

if you come to my town of Newcastle Wyoming, there are some Native Americans who can get you other things that are far more useful.

They told me that gypsy tears don't work for anything anyway.

Answer 4

First you must to find depressed gypsy. Tell him "I collect your tears in bottle." Don't say you pay him till after. He stop depressed and no more tears

Answer 5

Come to my garage sale tomorrow morning. I may have a book you'd be interested in.

Answer 6

You actually have to manually extract them. Very niiiiice. High Fives!

Answer 7

At walmart.

Answer 8

I cry for you if you get me bread.

Answer 9

traveling carnival.

Answer 10

Eww! Why?