I feel left out when going to holy rollers conventions. All I can do is jump up and down, yet somehow it doesnt feel complete!!!!
2007-03-23 18:38:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I want to know how you keep a girlfriend after such an accident?
2007-03-23 18:43:40 · answer #1 · answered by neil s 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you are being sarcastic, but the tongues of the Bible were not some "holy gibberish." They were human languages unknown to the person that spoke them. This spiritual gift provided a sign that the person speaking it was of God. It also provided a way to spread the Gospel quickly at the beginning of this Dispensation. Tongues, and the other "sign gifts" ended with the closing of the Canon. Unfortunately Charismatics and Pentecostals misunderstand this doctrine.
2007-03-24 01:47:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are a crazy B. You don't have to do speak in tongues. If God wants to communicate with your directly he talks to the deepest level of your subconscious and you will not be able to understand the language, but you will know that it is happening, most of the time. And stop playing around in the kitchen, silly fool.
2007-03-24 01:47:38 · answer #3 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No man injured in the tounge will enter the kingdom of heaven. ( Sutra 5:16)
2007-03-24 01:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by Zarathustra 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah Ha a sa pwowem
2007-03-24 01:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear about your accident. Hope it didn't take too long to clean up the mess.
2007-03-24 01:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by attacksheep74 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pay a bum off the streets to yell giberish while you jump.
2007-03-24 01:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by msp13everlasting 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow up Brother ,give some knowledge that might inspire someone.
2007-03-24 01:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-03-24 01:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woops! I think some of your brain fell in. Don't eat that!
2007-03-24 01:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by Nowpower 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋