Squirrel 2:41: Whoa is he who doubts the words of the squirrel.
2007-03-23 18:27:25 · 39 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Parrot Commandments
1) Thou shalt not ask why atheists are in the religion section.
2) Thou shalt not ask why there are still apes.
3) Thou shalt not compare God to the wind.
4) Thou shalt not abuse the report button.
5) Thou shalt not post Pascal's Wager.
6) Thou shalt not say that there is no such thing as atheists.
7) Thou shalt not say that atheists are just being rebellious.
8) Thou shalt not threaten others with eternal punishment.
9) Thou shalt not insult people.
10) Thou shalt not bring up Kent Hovind as a credible source for anything.
2007-03-23 18:34:09 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
read The Boomer Bible: A testament for our times. Best fake religious literature ever.
"1The Greeks thought a lot about things, including the very big things, nlike what is the universe all about anyway, and what should we do about it.
2 When they started to believe their own answers, they knew they had invented ophilosophy,
3 Which proved once again how Chosen they were.
4 In fact, they were so Chosen that they could do philosophy on the side,
5 As a part-time job,
6 pWhich is why so many Greek philosophers were also Greek scientists,
7 Such as Socrates and Plato and so forth,
8 Especially Plato,
9 Who had a lot of funny ideas. "
from chapter 19 of the book of greeks..
it also has a savior named harry who advocates apathy
2007-03-23 18:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrel 2:42: And the squirrel stated to the peanut gallery. Ye shall look into the top of the old oak to see me in ye heart.
2007-03-23 18:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by sapientia2010 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SP 1:1 And the universe has always been... it is the alpha and the omega.
SP1:2 Woe to the doubters of squirrels and smarty pants...
sp 1:3 And Squirrels shall be sacred, and thou shalt offer them tithes of nuts and seeds.
2007-03-23 18:31:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Squirrel 5:22-24:Squirrel Wives, submit to your Squirrel husbands as to the Squirrel Lord. For the Squirrel husband is the head of the Squirrel wife as Squirrelus Christ is the head of the church, his Squirrel body, of which he is the Squirrel Savior. Now as the Squirrel church submits to Squirrelus Christ, so also Squirrel wives should submit to their Squirrel husbands in everything.
2007-03-24 00:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
squirrel 2:41 : and does who doubdt the divine power of the squirrel, shall feel the wrath of the my hand!
(but hey life is too mess up already with all the catholics,mormons, jehova´s witnesses and so and so---lets be better than they)
2007-03-23 18:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by Black Raven Rose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
squirrel 2:40: The squirrels shall not speak unto you!
2007-03-23 18:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by baldy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strongbad 1:27: Wave O' Babiiiies!
2007-03-23 18:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by Puddles 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Squirrel 2:41 is all well and good, but Hitchhiker's Guide, that would be fantastic...=0)
2007-03-23 18:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol, love this question, excellent..................
dummies 3:15 I am writing this book for you it makes no sense at all, its full of 10, 000 contraditions, no one knows for sure if its even translated right, but you must take it litterally and quote from it when defending it , but tell everyone not to take it litterally when defending the parts that dont make any sense and dont use quotes from the book for that.
dummies 3:16 Do as I say, not as I do, never question me and dont ask why ok, because i said so.
dummies 3:17 Beat your wife & your kids & rape and pillage but do it with kindness ..........that makes all the difference.
I know its so sarcastic but hell that was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
2007-03-23 18:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by CelticFairy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋