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Who would win a boxing match between Jesus and Muhammad? Not Ali.

2007-03-23 18:10:27 · 18 answers · asked by idaho69442 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Jesus would go toe-to-toe with Muhammad, Muhammad would drop Jesus on the canvas in the 5th round and the 6th round, but Jesus would get up. Jesus would get a nice uppercut in on the 7th round and put a nice fake on, a left jab-to-right hook on the 9th. It would end in a tie on points.

2007-03-23 18:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0 2

Definitely Jesus because He battles with the Armor of God - The Word of God. Jesus used the Word of God when tempted (attacked) by satan when Jesus was in the desert for 40 days. And guess who won - yep, Jesus!

2007-03-23 18:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by connie 6 · 0 0

Jesus wouldn't fight in a boxing match.

2007-03-23 18:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

well if this is just a friendly match, I guess Jesus would win cos he has abs and pecs. LFMAOOOOO!!!

This is a joke right? =D

But he'd give Muhammed the medals in generosity.... ^_^And they'd shake hands like true gentlemen..

2007-03-23 18:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by 0 3 · 0 1

Don't know, I'm more intrested in that Dracula VS. Darth Vader bout. But we all like different fictional characters, don't we?

2007-03-23 18:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Skippy 6 · 1 0

Jesus wouldn't fight in a boxing match.you are wrong i saw in the documental Friends of God that christian fight in a wrestling.

2007-03-23 18:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Jesus might slay him with the word of God and than raise him from the dead.???

2007-03-23 18:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by skull_on_concrete;-P 3 · 1 0

well since neither exist, i guess its a safe bet to say it would be a draw on the count of no shows. LOL

2007-03-23 18:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dave 2 · 0 1

Wonder woman.

2007-03-23 18:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 1 1

Muhammad would beat his ***.

2007-03-23 18:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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