Who is Jack Schitt? For some time many of us have windered just who is Jack Schitt!' We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'U don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellecutal way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Whom married.Schitt,the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. Whom married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt,Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt,Bull Schitt, & the twins Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt.Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Jack & Noe Schitt diviorced. Noe Schitt married Ted Sherlock, She was known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and had a son with a nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Fulla & Giva married Happens brothers. The wedding announcement read Schitt-Happens.Bull Schitt is home from Italy w/bride Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says U don't know Jack Schitt, u can correct them.By,Crock O Schitt
2007-03-23 18:03:06 · 5 answers · asked by soggybottomscout_25 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
I didn't know where you were going with that at first.
lmao thats funny...and it works!
2007-03-23 18:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was REALLY funny, definitely worth a star
2007-03-24 02:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful joke, I don't think that any other references to sh*t was left out.
2007-03-25 01:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by ⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, don't talk about my family!!! LOL....
2007-03-24 01:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by help4you 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-24 02:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋