2007-03-23 17:12:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a manager at a resturant and I told a newer employee to empty out the water out of our coffee maker so we could clean it. I told him to get a few pichers cause there are a couple gallons of water in it. What he didn't know was that our coffee maker is attached to the water line. after literally 10 minutes and 12 pichers later, he finally figured it out but not until after we all had a good laugh and i snuck a pic!
2007-03-23 19:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that awesome commercial from Raisin Bran Crunch, where the three guys are on break and talking about Raisin Bran and how much they love it, and how things are worded on the box. And the third guy says he likes the box cause "in the word kellog it says 'ello', like a british greeting 'ello gov'na". Awesome commercial.
2007-03-24 00:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
math was interesting. There are three of us, and today, I asked one of my friends for a pencil. And she said okay, but that it didn't work very well and was 'corny'. And me and my guy friend sitting next to us thought she said 'horny'. And we were all, how is the pencil horny? and laughing at her because we can tell the guy is picturing the pencil being horny in his mind. And she's correcting us, and we're just laughing anyways and not listening because we like to mess around with each other. So that's her new nickname, horny.
2007-03-24 01:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell into a rack of swimsuits. i also got the wind knocked outta me, not so funny though, more like painfull. Uh... When i was playing volleyball i tried to volley it backwards and hit my chin. I also slammed the bball into my nose. Yea, thats perdy much it. LoL, I know, all that dumb stuff HAS to happen to me. Just my luck.
2007-03-24 00:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FBI questioned me about a bank robbery. It was my fiancee's mom's boyfriend. He is MIA and his face is all over the Tangipahoa Parish newspapers. Have you ever seen Inside Man? It was like that type of questioning.
2007-03-24 01:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Xpensive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drove an hour to get my car fixed and they said I'd have to come back tomorrow. I forgot I left my mom's favorite carpet cleaner machine in the garage and my husband ran over it. I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning and I'm afraid they'll sell my clothes. I got horrible gas.
Take your pick.
2007-03-24 00:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by cucumberlarry1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My legs were numb when I woke up this afternoon from a long nap. I needed to get up so bad, I literally rolled over and started crawling, I bet I looked so stupid.
2007-03-24 01:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by ANGIE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stayed inside and haven't used the phone or went somewhere with friends to do a project without procrastinating...im still in shock...
MnMzz
2007-03-24 00:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Shutter Speed Is All You Need 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went on a camping trip with my school and one of my friends couldn't climb a rock so she was cussing at it and was bragging to the rock after she got up it. Hahahahahaha.
2007-03-24 00:17:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-24 00:34:28 · answer #10 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋