best 1 wins the points.
2007-03-23 16:56:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side.
The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.
Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
2007-03-23 22:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
100 MPs
2007-03-23 23:54:30 · answer #2 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a doctor's surgery and says-
Doctor, Doctor!
I can't pronounce my F's T's and H's
And the Doctor replies-
Well you can't say fairer than that then!
2007-03-23 22:02:30 · answer #3 · answered by ToughGuy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved the one from Irish, she gets my vote
2007-03-23 23:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a chinese prositute wang one in its not 100 but it makes me laugh
2007-03-23 20:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by danny boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
irishgirls is a winner, totally funny in all departments.
2007-03-27 09:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋