She thinks I am a hirsute woman named 'Flo'.
2007-03-23 15:54:32 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yes, it will be a smashing success. After years of intimate correspondence, you will mention your secret to your best friend, the cigar-chomping biker-bar bouncer, who will promptly inform you that he too has a secret. It turns out that he gets his kicks from impersonating Mellissa Etheridge on the internet! The two of you realize that you've been corresponding with each other for years, and fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
2007-03-23 16:02:20 · answer #1 · answered by billiardjay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think she's gonna open up a six pack of whupass should you two ever have a secret rendezvous at the Econolodge off Route 84.
2007-03-23 17:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, as long as you can keep the illusion of "hirsuteness" up, I'm sure you will be fine.
2007-03-24 05:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep popping the estrogen and smoking a carton of Camel Lights everyday, and soon you may be just the girl she's looking for.
2007-03-23 18:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You may have a hard time coming to her window. Do I detect trouble in paradise.
2007-03-23 17:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry flo, but i think she's taken by a clean-shaven lady.
2007-03-23 16:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by bad guppy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋