How can I get away with stealing my son's xbox 360?

Question

My son got his 360 as a gift from his mother when he graduated the 8th grade. ever since then i have wanted it for myself. Usually i would play during the day when my wife is out working and the kid's are at school. But i realized that as a omniscient being I could just take it. So i took it with the excuse of because he forgot to bring his homework to school since then i have been playing it every night in my bedroom while my wife works her night job and everyone is asleep. I dont want to ever give it back what is a good lie that i can use so i can keep it? i could just say i lost it and get away with it but i dont want my underlings to start to question me

Answer 1

why would you do that, it's your ****** son. How you gone steal it anyways when your his dad, *****. your son should let you play, your kid muzt take control of you.

Answer 2

Have him artwork to pay to have the door fastened (mowing backyard, raking leaves and so on), he will do all of this artwork for the time of his spare time. and that i gotta agree i think of merchandising the Xbox or donating it to charity is a marvelous thought. yet might reason issues w/ you and your ex because of the fact it became a cutting-edge. So devise a scheme to make it seem which you have certainly offered the Xbox. And instead of locking it up on your place take it to artwork w/ you and perchance save it locked interior the trunk of your automobile or some thing like that. do no longer deliver it out ever for as long as his punishment lasts.

Answer 3

First of all, it seems like your wife is doing all the working here, and maybe you should get off your dead *** and get a job. This way you can buy your own. It's pretty sad that you took your son's game away. You should give yourself up loser.

Answer 4

Under the law anything giving to your son while he was a minor is legally yours.

He has no rights to anything as a minor.

So legally you have allowed him to play with your 360 and you just have to tell him that you want it back.

Answer 5

get yourself a cardboard box, paint it exactly like the game console....get a big flat piece of cardboard, draw the game screen on it, attatch it to the tv screen. When he tries to play his game, get upset that it "froze" and knock the side of your tv. Remind him how much more fun it is to ride his bike. Give him five bucks and send him to the store. Scream how you never had these problems with atari. Relive your youth for approximately five minutes....he will be gone for the day and you will have the game to yourself.

Answer 6

Ok, don't you have anything better to do then planning on how to steal form your son and this isnt even to benefit him, but yourself, which is kind of sick. And on top of that its for a video game system, get a job and buy yourself one or bond with your son by playing with him.

Answer 7

Don't lie. it does not solve your, or any problem. If you steal it your not worth kids and a wife. Get a job and buy one for you self.

Answer 8

when u have to lie about anything then it is a bad situation.

why can't u just be honest about it with ur wife and kids? honesty is the best policy. if that doesn't work then go buy urself one if u find u can't share it with ur son.

Answer 9

First thing you need to do is get off your lazy *** and get a job! Second is grow up and learn how to share. Isn't that what we are supposed to teach our children to do? How can they learn when they have selfish parents?

Answer 10

there is nothing wrong with playing games even if you're 100 years old. i would come clean and work something out so you can both share the console and play together..

Answer 11

u tell him u r going to get it an upgrade and then dont. Then hide it under your bed so ur wife wont notice.