Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching
the television when the news came on. It showed a guy
on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
"I'll bet you £10 he'll jump," said the first guy.
"Bet you £10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and
threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands
the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you.
The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it,"
said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just
didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
2007-03-23 13:18:17 · 16 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie but a goodie.
2007-03-23 13:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute Very Cute
2007-03-23 13:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10
2007-03-23 13:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i know a blonde joke
you know those juice boxes
and it said concentrated on it?
haha this blonde brougght one
and place it on her desk
and was just staring at it
2007-03-23 13:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Silly but funny.
2007-03-23 13:21:40 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10! el~oh~el~ had to say this joke out loud so every1 could laf with me! awsome! printing this/emailing it! hydm!
2007-03-23 13:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, he was unharmed the first time?
2007-03-23 13:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was worth the read.
2007-03-23 13:22:29 · answer #8 · answered by shit_starter2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Action replay ???
lol
2007-03-23 13:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was on here b4 but it was a blond joke...and its not that funny
2007-03-23 13:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋