i just blacked out for five months.
when i woke up i felt god leaving me.
i belive that god has possesed me for the past five months.
i have no idea what he did, and i think i might me going to jail for it.
what should i do?
2007-03-23 13:00:04 · 16 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
to i'm obsolete
it wasnt me it was god.
2007-03-23 13:11:50 · update #1
hahahaha... "it wasnt me...it was GOD!"
2007-03-23 13:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by johnny.zondo 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sounds like a psychotic episode to me. If God was "in" you for five months, did he at least leave you with a full tank of gas, clean laundry, etc? I certainly hope so. Funny that I didnt' hear about any Godl-like things being done while you were out. I guess God took over part of your life so he could hang out and get a vacation from "Godding" all the time.
2007-03-23 13:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Skippy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God only knows them that know him!!! But I digress,Now I
know why the Society prefers we dont use these type of
on-line sites.There is so much garbage in here(case in point).
It is so distracting from the good and spiritual and upbuilding
Information that we recieve through the Faithful and descreet
slave.and it can really stumble a person if your not very careful.
Why do we want to put all this usless information into our minds?It is truly hard enough to maintain your balance in this
world dominated by the god of this system of things,satan!
I for one am getting out.good bye cruel world........
2007-03-23 14:12:34 · answer #3 · answered by OldGeezer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know if this is really a serious question or not...but if u think ur going to jail for whatever the " supernatural being" did while he was in ur body..then it wasnt God. and if u were blacked out...u couldnt have done anything cuz people should have been taking care of u and they would be watching u.
2007-03-23 13:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Teenager 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd plead temporary insanity. After all, you have to be insane to believe in god, even for five months.
Actually it's lucky you blacked out. At least you don't have the memory of twenty or so Sundays of nauseating sermons and hymns.
2007-03-23 13:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So how did you ask all
those questions in the
past if you were blacked
out for five (5) months?
2007-03-23 13:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by אידיאליסטי™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good defense. Check it out with your lawyer- might be your best option.
cute tho'
2007-03-23 13:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by Morey000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure God had nothing to do with you having the possibility of going to jail..but if you go i bet you won't be making fun of Him if you go in..no you will be screaming please God don't let them rape me
2007-03-23 13:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by sweet h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well What ever you do do god will still love you if you are sorry for it.
2007-03-23 13:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God wont cause you to do something that you are not aware of. So it wasen't God.
2007-03-23 13:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by KingDavid6268 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I thought you said i t was a serious question.
www.speara.info/truth
2007-03-23 13:06:40 · answer #11 · answered by dalan0201 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋