We've all heard about people having guts or bal*s. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the Aussie defination for each is listed below:-
GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask..."Are you cleaning or flying somewhere?"
BA*LS: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife's backside and having the ba*ls to say..."You're next!"
2007-03-23
12:53:31
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