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We've all heard about people having guts or bal*s. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the Aussie defination for each is listed below:-

GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assulted by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask..."Are you cleaning or flying somewhere?"

BA*LS: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife's backside and having the ba*ls to say..."You're next!"

2007-03-23 12:53:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Har har ! :) Best tonight.
FHM is marvellous isn't it.
I've use my b*lls on a regular basis (the definition that is) :)
giggle!
x

2007-03-23 13:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0 1

On the chuckle scale that's a 9.

2007-03-23 13:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, ha-ah ha- haaaa!.
What a waste of points.
That's neither amusing, nor inspiring.
Better luck next time, darling!
Mwah, Mwah!!

2007-03-23 12:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

nice one. glad i came home from the pub. lol

2007-03-23 12:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one! Funny!

2007-03-23 12:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Great joke.

2007-03-23 13:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by shit_starter2006 2 · 0 0

nice one.

2007-03-23 13:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by Tomomi 3 · 0 0

great

2007-03-23 12:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO

2007-03-23 12:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

AWESOME!!!!

2007-03-23 13:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0 0

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