Adam was walking alone in Eden sighing. God comes to him and asks him why he is sad.
"Well, look. See that camel? It's got a partner...and that Zebra..." Adam pointed.
God shook his head in understanding. "I WILL BE BACK IN THREE DAYS WITH THE SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM." God said. Three days later, God appears and says "ADAM, I'VE GOT IT. I SHALL CREATE FOR THEE A WOMAN."
Adam perks up. "A what? What is a Woman?"
"A WOMAN WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE I HAVE EVER CREATED. SHE WILL LIVE TO SERVE YOU AND ONLY YOU, SHE WILL KNOW YOUR EVERY DESIRE BEFORE YOU DO, SHE WILL..."
"Awsome!" Cried Adam. "Give me twelve...wait." he paused for he knew God very well. "What will I have to give you for this Woman?"
"NOTHING REALLY. JUST YOUR RIGHT LEG, A LUNG, A KIDNEY, YOUR LEFT TESTICLE..."
Adam thinks about this for a minute. "What can I get for a rib?" he asks.
For those men who complain about why women are the way they are, it's your fault!
2007-03-23 12:45:27 · 6 answers · asked by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We can't get along without Women.
They are made out of sugar and spice and everything nice!
A woman is said to be lovley as an Angel,
and beautiful as a Rose!
Here, for you!
http://dgraumiller.com/Vacation%20Pacific%20Northwest/Day%206%20Portland/images/33%20Rose.jpg
http://www.bitstop.ca/pictures/flowers/multi_rose.jpg
http://annflore.typepad.com/photos/fleurs/rose_leonidas.jpg
http://annflore.typepad.com/photos/fleurs/rose_akito.jpg
2007-03-23 17:23:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a saying that God took woman from man's side because she was to complement man.
2007-03-24 11:41:30 · answer #2 · answered by free2bme55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard Eve was created first, and god created Adam to give her somone to nag because his ears got tired...
;-)
2007-03-25 21:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Dogstarrr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love that very cute!
2007-03-31 08:22:36 · answer #4 · answered by becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhaha
thanks I really needed that.....
YOU'RE FUNNY!
2007-03-31 10:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2007-03-30 10:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by "Chreece" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋