My son will vote best answer.
2007-03-23 12:33:08 · 28 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because it saw a cute rooster on the other side LOL :D
2007-03-23 12:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
It is the Mother of all Chickens and this was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
2007-03-23 19:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO GET AWAY FROM MICHAEL JACKSON
MJ: come here lil chicken i won't hurt you your mom it's ok if you spend the night over my house
CHICKEN: get away you syphco perve
MJ: i won't hurt you just come to my house in the netherlands just cause that little boy's mom pressed charges on me doesn't mean anything were going to be out of america in the netherlands
CHICKEN: i don't care where we're at get away i'm leaving
MJ: dont you cross that street you are being a bad little chicken in plus KFC is over there
(sound effects *twightlight zone theme* doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo *dramatize*) is the chicken gonna cross the road
TO BE CONTINUED...
2007-03-23 19:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by LaFlaree 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The threat of getting hit by a car was less than if it stayed on the side of the road with the fox.
2007-03-23 19:36:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because he is a big boy and he knows the rules, cross at the cross walk and make eye contact with the car drivers.
2007-03-24 12:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he could get to the other side of the road.
2007-03-23 19:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by dar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because George Bush was on the same side of the road that he was on, and walking in his direction.
2007-03-23 19:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Jason 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. When I told it to cross the road, it said: "What for?"
2007-03-24 14:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well to hang out with all his little chicken friends and play games, like duck duck goose.
2007-03-23 19:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by upallniteowl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the workers at KFC
2007-03-23 19:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by harrisfam21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋