Been DRUNK at work Joke list. Got another idea lay it on me.?

Question

Reasons why you should be allowed to get drunk at work:

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

Answer 1

16. Results in a much more relaxed dress code.

Answer 2

Being drunk at work:
1) You can tolerate your bosses sh+t.
2) You can sexual harass without even knowing it.
3) More bathroom breaks
4) Your a "role model" to other employees
5) Your day goes faster because you don't remember how the hell you got there in the first place.
6) Ugly Secretaries need love too.
7) Happy hour is every hour.

Answer 3

15) Gives you a reason to go home

Answer 4

15. It gives the janitors something to clean up.

Answer 5

Your suggestions though appear funny but have substance and worth consideration.

Answer 6

It will be a free day. No one will get work done! ha ha!

Answer 7

Good reasons, man, I'm all for it! YEA BOY

Answer 8

15. Reduces sexual harassment, increases sexual activity

Answer 9

okk employer

Answer 10

its cheaper than drugs and its legal too