What are some of the funniest yo momma jokes you know. I could make a list of over a hundred but I'd like to hear some new ones.
2007-03-23 11:57:04 · 32 answers · asked by ilikecheesechan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma is like a whopper, full of fat and only worth a dollar
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-23 11:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so poor, she brings yellow snow home for desert.
Your momma so fat and old, Noah said she couldn't come on the ark because he didn't want it to sink.
Your momma so stupid, her picture is right next to the defintion of stupid.
Yo momma so tall she plays ping ping with stars.
Yo momma so fat, shes on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so stupid, when the computer said "press any key to continue" she couldnt finf the "any" key.
2007-03-24 19:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by Allison C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is like a shotgun Two Cocks shes loaded
2007-03-23 12:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by akabutterz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the main suitable so some distance… yo mama so old she left her handbag on noahs ark Your momma's so old her breast milk is powdered Yo mamma so tall, she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the attention! Yo mama so grotesque Bob the Builder regarded at her and stated i won't be in a position to restoration that. Yo mama so fat I took a image of her final christmas and it is nevertheless printing. ---------------------------------------... Mine: Yo mama sooo fat that, even Naruto did no longer believe it. (no longer so offensive) Yo mama soooo sensible, she invented the Nobel Peace Prize. If on the beginning up you do no longer be useful, attempt left container. I have been given some new undies the day previous. properly, it became new to me. If #2 pencils are the main extensive-unfold, are they nevertheless #2? i do no longer prefer buns of steel. i prefer buns of cinnamon. Marriage isn't a word. that's a sentence. Photons have mass? i did no longer even understand they have been Catholic. If I have been given a penny for each man or woman i've got met who's as captivating as you, i'd have all the money in the international. i like my adult males like i like my coffee. floor up and in the freezer. ---------------------------------------... My Favorites: you have the splendid to stay silent, something you're saying would be misquoted, then used against you. the subject with intercourse in the videos is the popcorn oftentimes spills.
2016-12-15 07:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by motato 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat that her butt has it's own zip (postal) code.
Yo Mama is so fat that the last time she went to an all you can eat restaurant she eat so much they needed to closed it down.
Yo Mama is so fat that 20 people thought she was a whale and tried to roll her back into the water the last time she went to the beach.
Yo Mama is so fat that the last time she went shopping in a red track suit a kid yelled "Look Dad, it's Kool-Aid!!!"
Yo Mama is so stupid that she thought "Closed for the season" as a new movie showing at the drive-in.
Yo Mama is so ugly that even your blind dad closes his eyes and turns out the lights before making love to her.
2007-03-23 12:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfmanscott 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
2. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
3. Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
4. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
5. Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
2007-03-23 12:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma breath smell so bad her teeth packed up and left ed!
2007-03-23 12:13:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo momma's so stupid that when she went to the superbowl, she brought a spoon!
Yo momma's so fat, she plays pool with the planets!
Yo momma's so fat, her car is made outta Spandex!
Yo momma's so fat, the astroid belt belongs to her!
Hehe :-) Hope you don'y know these :-)
2007-03-23 12:02:34 · answer #8 · answered by Jordan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. yo mama's so skinny she dodges the rain
2. yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
3. yo mama's feet are so big that when she wears Nike's they spell out Nickelodeon.
4. yo mama's so big she went to the elephant rides and tried to ride everyone and killed all 500,000.
5. yo mama's so skinny she cant wear no clothes.
6. yo mama has got more chins then a chinese phone book!
2007-03-23 12:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by ily[; 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What makes you think you can stereotype mothers that way? It is morons like you that prevent women from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching their full potential....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only Mothers, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when Momma says, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little twerp on your knee! "
2007-03-23 12:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
2007-03-23 12:05:57 · answer #11 · answered by Sergio R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋